Monday, March 13, 2017

Analysis of 2016

Allah ke naam se shuru karta hon jo bara mehrban nehayat reham farmane wala ha.
                    Dunya me 2 cheezen sirf saal me 1 bar aati han. 1 aamir khan ki movie aur dosra Khawaja Qasim ka analysis faraq dono me itna ha k logon ko Aamir khan ki movie ka intizar rehta ha aur mere analysis ka nahi. :(                     wajha yeh ha k hum log ab parhane se door bhagte han aur sirf youtube ko apni life ka hisa bna lya ha. Ap ab kahen ge k bhai yeh kya bakwas ha. acha... to phir mere chohte se swal ka foran jawab den to main manoo... acha btaen k yeh shear kis ka ha. Galib ka ya Faiz ka?
                                        -- Tere  ishq  ki  inteha  chahta hon
                                            Meri sadgi dekh kya chahta hon

dekha na phans ge na bachooo... Wese ap log apne mehboob ko message bhejte honge aur yeh jane bagair k yeh kis shaer ka ha aur is ka matlab kya ha. har shear ko Faraz k sath jor dete han. Acha ap ko pehle us shaer ka taruf (introduction) karwata hon. unho ne 1893 me metric ka imtehan pas kya. aur 1893 me hi un ki shadi ho gae. un ki wife ka name 'Kareem BB' tha. Ap ne 1908 me Germany se Phd ki aur 1909 me ap ki dosri shadi 'Sardar begam' se hoi. Ab koi ajkal ka pakistani bahir gea hota aur us ki dosri begam ka name 'injleena darling' jesa name hota. :-)... 1912 me un ki tesri shadi hoi aur un ki tesri begam ka name 'Mukhtar begam' tha. us mard-e-momin aur mere qaid ka name Allama Iqbal ha. Allama Iqbal se kisi ne pocha k kya ishaq ki bhi inteha hoti ha. to Iqbal ne kya khoob jwab dya k agla misra bhi to parho 'meri sadgi dekh kya chahta hon'. Allama Iqbal ko kafir kehne walon 
sun lo... Tum log mit jao ge lekan mere Iqbal ka Iqbal hamesha bulad rhe ga.

                    Humare TV shows me kabhi Allama Iqbal ko, kabhi Qaid-e-Azam ko, Kabhi General Raheel Shareef ko aur kabhi Pakistan ko hi badnaam krne ke propagande kye jate han. in propaganda ko shuru krne wale ek insaan ka name Najam sethi ha. Yeh log Terrorism pr opinion dete han. Sun lo ... Terrorism per opinion nahi action lye jata ha. Hum India se kya gila karen jab gadar hi apne mulk ki jaron me bethe hon. Yeh log Pak Fouj ko kamzor krne ke lye tarhan tarhan ke heele dhondte han. Sun lo Khawaja Qasim ki bat... Pak Fouj kal bhi mazboot thi aur aaj pehle se zyada mazboot ha. Awais Shah ki bazyaabi ne sabit kr dya k Pak Fouj k lye kuch na mumkin nahi ha. Meri guzarish ha Qamar Javeed Bajwah sahib se khudara un bacho ko bhi bazyad karwaen jin ki maaen saloon se intezar kr rhi han. General Raheel Shareef ne har eid apni fouj k sath guzari. kya Qamar javed bajwah bhi har eid apne jawano k sath guzare ge?

                    Abdul Satar Edhi ko foji aezaz k sath rukhsat kya gea. kya un k baad 19 karor awam me 1 bhi aesa ha jo aesa protocol deserve krta ho? agar ap ka jwab nahi ha to yeh soch ka maqam ha.
Aj ka mera analysis zyada tar un qomi heroz k bare me ha. jinhe kuch dushman anasir unhe zeero banane per tule hoe han. awam ko asal haqaeq dekhana chahta hon. is analysis me itna zyada nahi likh paon ga. Ap mujhe twitter per follow ker sakte han. www.twitter.com/KQ_fast

                    Ab kuch aur sawal pochta hon unhi me ap ko jawab bhi nazar ae ga.. Dr AQ (abdul qadeer) khan per ilzam lagwaya gea k us ne neuclear k raaz north korea ko batae han. Khawaja Qasim ka sirf chohta sa swal ha. North Korea k pas Hydrogen bomb ha. Lekan Pakistan k pas nahi ha. use hydrogen bomb bnane k raaz kis ne dye han?

                    XYZ ne tamam hasas idaron k members k name ECL me dalne ko kaha ha k Pakistan k raaz bahir na jaen. XYZ sab kahen ap Gener Raheel Shareef ko rokna to nahi chahte? kya woh shakhs itna kamzor ha k Pakistan k raaz bahir de ga? Inshallah 2018 k election k baad ap ka name bhi ECL me hoga. q kya howa? ap to hasas idaron k head han. Am i rite or Am I rite?

                    Ab kuch khitab mian sab se kr leta hon. q k mian sab ne to qoam se khitab sirf tabhi karna hota ha jab woh imran khan ko kisi game me harate han. eg; dharna khatam hone k baad. ya re-election jeetne k baad ya ab khitab tab ae ga jab panama case me kamyabi hogi. Mian sab qomi maslon per awam se khetab kia karen. Imran Khan ap ki sokan ha jo use hara kr khushi milti ha?
Ab bat mian sab k Samdhi G ki karte han jis ka name Ishaq Dar ha. ishaq dar stock market ki bulanddion ko maeeshat ki taraqi kehta ha... ishaq dar! zra meri bat apne kaan maror k sun... kisi gareeb ko stock market se faeda howa ha??? acha beta yeh btao k ap ki dore hakoomat me gurbat kitne feesad kam hoi ha?

                    Humari maeeshat ko aj kal CPEC se jora jata ha. koi shak nahi CPEC dekhne me achi cheez ha. lekan sambhal ke babu qadam rakhna.. yad ha East India Company... kya Mugal be-waqoof the k British ko subcontinent me qadam rakhne dya? us waqt East india company bhi CPEC ki tarhan lag rhi thi. bus zra sambhal ke...

                    2016 me Turki me agar Tayad urdagan ki hakoomat ulat jati to Tayab urdgan ko panah kon sa mulk deta? (ishara)

                    Last me yeh analysis un logon k naam jo 2016 me hum se bichar gae. Abdul sata edhi sabhi, Amjab Sabhi, Mere pyare physics teacher Bashir sab, mere pyare english teacher Manzoor Mirza sab., Junaid jamshed aur oom pori. jinho ne hamesha muhabbat ka pegam dya. muhabat ka pegam dene walon ka Pakistan hamesha se ehtaram krta ha. India me muhabbat aur aman name ki koi shy nazar nahi ati. Oom pori ka qatal is ki wazea misal ha. Sunlo India! tum humara muqbla kya kro ge tumhari apni halat andar se badtar hoi hoi ha. tumhari Air India ne newspaper me Ad dya tha k jis k ghar toilet ni hoga use visa jari ni kya jae ga. ek bat to btao kya plane me gareeb  log safar krte han? is ka matlab ha k ap k ameer log bhi gande han gande...

                    Aakhir me ek message dawa saz companies ko dena chahta hon ap log ehtejaj ka haq zaroor rakhte han. lekan hartal ka nahi. Agar maal road blast me ap logon ko fori tibi imdad na di jati to sochen un mareezon ka kya hal hota ha jab ap log apne mafad ki khatir shater down hartal ki call dete han. zara sochen...
                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                  Wasalam,
                                                                                                                              Khawaja Qasim